vulpesMisophonia

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} i mean a good time fffor me to start listening to you more. i’m not sure what i can talk about. i haven’t done much lately~

}} my silly matesprit keeps getting himselfff hurt, though. he had an arm bitten offf by an animal offf some sort, got a robotic replacement, had the robotic replacement destroyed in a fffighting tournament, among various injuries. so he now has another robot arm~

}} i really need to keep that fffellow safffer.

So wwhy havven’t you been if you’vve been lazing around the hivve and not keepin him safe. Wwhy hasn’t his moirail been doin their job either? And wwhy is he in a fuckin fightin tournament? 

}} i guess i should try moving maggie over to his hive. it’s bigger and more secure than mine~

}} his— possibly ffformer— moirail has been mysteriously absent. i have no idea what happened to her. he just recently got another moirail, cori~

}} he was in a fffighting tournament. now he isn’t. the tournament’s prize was a wish fffor anything the winner can think offf~ he thought that was worth the risk.

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} you know what else i don’t use? a lot offf what this robot body can do. yes, i do realize i am fffurther proving your point.

}} i guess now would be a good time to start listening, now that we have each other’s attention.

Talk, then. Zer. I ain’t up or talkin right noww so go ahead, Talk. Talk my fuckin ear off. I’m up for it completely.

}} i mean a good time fffor me to start listening to you more. i’m not sure what i can talk about. i haven’t done much lately~

}} my silly matesprit keeps getting himselfff hurt, though. he had an arm bitten offf by an animal offf some sort, got a robotic replacement, had the robotic replacement destroyed in a fffighting tournament, among various injuries. so he now has another robot arm~

}} i really need to keep that fffellow safffer.

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} we aren’t idiots. we are younger than you and have had less time to accumulate wisdom.

}} besides, i’m pretty sure you’ve done your share offf fffoolish things~

Yes, and I wwas an idiot at the time. But you havve my wwisdom Zer, don’t be a fuckin moron. Seriously. You HAVVE the ability to obtain my wwisdom, You just don’t fuckin use it!!

}} you know what else i don’t use? a lot offf what this robot body can do. yes, i do realize i am fffurther proving your point.

}} i guess now would be a good time to start listening, now that we have each other’s attention.

strongsuits:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} are you going to need to wait fffor another anon to bail you out?

D —>  …I do not think they will be doing much bailing

You grin devilishly, pulling him to you and into a kiss, you push your tongue to meet his.

You squeeze him tight and return the prodding with your own tongue.

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} i am not good enoufff fffor him. i am simply lowblooded trash~ that is how i fffeel about myselfff. he just loves me~

}} the other person was someone i fffelt attachment to befffore i entered a matespritship and still fffeel attachment fffor. i fffeel bad fffor that trickster. hardly anyone else talks to him. and i am still so grateffful to him fffor building my robotic body~

I should punch you both for being idiots.

My moirail is an idiot.

his matesprit is an idiot.

the trickster is an idiot.

evveyone is a fuckin moron but me.

}} we aren’t idiots. we are younger than you and have had less time to accumulate wisdom.

}} besides, i’m pretty sure you’ve done your share offf fffoolish things~

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} everyone and everything i have been wanting to ffflip a shitswitch against has been too out offf reach fffor me to enact sweet vengeance upon. and it’s mostly been vengeffful fffeelings that’s been bringing me closer to snapping~

}} the most i’ve acted out was ffflirting like a fffloozy with someone who isn’t my matesprit. but i have atoned and been ffforgiven fffor that~

>sarcastic gasp.

Wwas your matesprit not enough for you? he better be good to you, he’s one strike away from me beating him wwith a saww.

}} i am not good enoufff fffor him. i am simply lowblooded trash~ that is how i fffeel about myselfff. he just loves me~

}} the other person was someone i fffelt attachment to befffore i entered a matespritship and still fffeel attachment fffor. i fffeel bad fffor that trickster. hardly anyone else talks to him. and i am still so grateffful to him fffor building my robotic body~

strongsuits:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} how long is this going to last?

D —> I do not know
D —> ..they never specified

}} are you going to need to wait fffor another anon to bail you out?

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} has there ever been a time i’ve hurt maggie? why would i do that now?

I dunno, all the tricksters I knoww wwould havve, and some wwere my friends. You  might fuckin loose control and flip a shitswwitch or somethin Zer. I aint been around for you like I should be. But I’m here noww. 

}} everyone and everything i have been wanting to ffflip a shitswitch against has been too out offf reach fffor me to enact sweet vengeance upon. and it’s mostly been vengeffful fffeelings that’s been bringing me closer to snapping~

}} the most i’ve acted out was ffflirting like a fffloozy with someone who isn’t my matesprit. but i have atoned and been ffforgiven fffor that~

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} i haven’t been very bitey lately. or infffectious.

}} i have converted no one so fffar~

Good. Lets keep it that wway for our paleship sake. Other wwise you an me are gonna havve a real fuckin problem and a big ass meetin to express my disgust.

}} has there ever been a time i’ve hurt maggie? why would i do that now?

strongsuits:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} oh. i will avoid using your name.

D —> Thank you
D —> …it is rather embarrasing

}} how long is this going to last?

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} well, i did enjoy being a hermit when i was alive. too much noise otherwise.

}} i guess i could be more like a trickster and cause a bit offf mischiefff~ i’m not sure where to start, though.

You’re still a fuckin trickster? You better notta bitten Maggie. I wwill rip your horns off if you did.

}} i haven’t been very bitey lately. or infffectious.

}} i have converted no one so fffar~

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} no, i just mostly stayed at hive.

Wwoww, Fuckin lame. It’s like you just enjoy bein reclusivve. Go out and make some fuckin trouble Zer.

}} well, i did enjoy being a hermit when i was alive. too much noise otherwise.

}} i guess i could be more like a trickster and cause a bit offf mischiefff~ i’m not sure where to start, though.

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} i am fffine~ just haven’t been talking to people so much lately.

Wwhy the fuck not? Did you go on some vvacation in wwhich you are surrounded by mute trolls wwho only communicate through slapping each other and got the vvoice slapped outta you?

}} no, i just mostly stayed at hive.

personalsavviour:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} other than the stufff that isn’t any offf my business, how are you doing lately?

I’vve been fuckin swwell. Just real swwell right off the center a the planet as if the ocean had opened up and givven me a breath a fresh air. Howw wwonderful. Right?
yeah.

howw are you doin? 

}} i am fffine~ just haven’t been talking to people so much lately.

strongsuits:

vulpes-misophonia:

}} what did they do to you this time?

D —> …whenever someone says my name
D —> I clima%

}} oh. i will avoid using your name.